I’ve been sick with something for about 3 weeks now. I already took some antibiotics but nothing has really changed in my condition and I’m really quite annoyed. Anyway, I went to see the doctor again today and as I was seated waiting for my turn I noticed the secretary giving a rather attractive and very pregnant young lady a small bottle without saying much more than “Fill that up please”. So the lady leaves the room for a few minutes and when she returns the bottle is of course now … full. So she places it on the counter and her daughter who’s sitting beside me asks “Mommy, what is that?”. The mom was younger and pretty “cool” so she has no problem whispering “It’s my pee”. The little girl then asked, “How do you do it?”.
I’d give anything to be young again 
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