Moments ago via email….
Ramona: I’m gonna need an update on the book.
Me: It’s still in one piece and generally undamaged. I had no idea you cared about your books so much. Don’t worry though, I’m taking good care of it.
Ramona: ! Mike! Don’t have gtime for this!!!!
Me: 
Ramona: Tell me!!
Me: I’m at the part where she just finished researching vampires on the internet.
(Ramona has me reading a book called Twilight. It’s ok so far)
It’s the best book ever, only eclipsed by the next 2 sequels. You are a slow reader and have always been.