Ramona: I’m gonna need an update on the book.

Me: It’s still in one piece and generally undamaged. I had no idea you cared about your books so much. Don’t worry though, I’m taking good care of it.

Ramona: ! Mike! Don’t have gtime for this!!!!

Me:

Ramona: Tell me!!

Me: I’m at the part where she just finished researching vampires on the internet.

(Ramona has me reading a book called Twilight. It’s ok so far)